he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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