the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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