too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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