ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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