spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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