Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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