I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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