Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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