garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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