omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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