But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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