He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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