i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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