Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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