I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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