It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The power of my boobs compel you
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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