I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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