Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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