Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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