I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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