You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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