Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The adults are the big ones right?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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