East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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