I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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