Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so explain again why im purple
no
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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