It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The ass gains better be worth it
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