its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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