i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We talked him into tasing himself.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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