Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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