I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
