I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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