How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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