So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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