Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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