3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. π
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that π I went with "no"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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