she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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