So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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