i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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