She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You are a genius and a whore.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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