sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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