I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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