she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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