Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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