Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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