the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE