You can't special order awesome
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn