when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Did I turn a man straight...??
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.