I'm retarded. Again.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.