Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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