found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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