Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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