Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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