do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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