I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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