Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I need to calm my uterus...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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