So drunk its hurt
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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