yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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