Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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