Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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